assmestris | Fullmetal Alchemist: Spy Another Day

Incoming Message
....
..........
.............................

Good afternoon, special agents. This is your mission briefing director. By now, you have received basic intel on your upcoming mission, Operation: Promised Day.

The logistics of your mission are established in Assmestris, and you are expected to arrive no later than 12/21/2112 at the previously given rendezvous location. When you arrive at the rendezvous location, all agents should proceed immediately to the agent registration location for your mission briefing material and hotel check in. Remember agents, our mission location may be crazy during the day time hours, so plan accordingly.

Also, in support of our corporate ECO activities, we are providing round trip, covert, ground transportation for agents from Ishbal and Xing. Shuttles will depart from our agent VIP lounges to our mission location in Assmestris at 00:00 hours. We encourage any agents in the area to utilize the transportation provided.

And agents, one more reminder: as always, should you be caught or compromised, we will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
Good luck, agents.

This AU will commence in Three Seconds

3...

2...

1...

Rules:
Post with your character, others will reply, and let the mission begin! It's an open world spy AU meme to get the ball rolling! Want to be in a Film Noir or James Bond-esque movie? Go for it, the world is your oyster. Stakeouts, covert ops, boring office spy times are all up to you. Whatever you do, just make sure you live to Spy Another Day.